Thus far, Maexxna has produced countless young and devoured every mate, handler and adventurer that has crossed her web. Torn from her home deep within the mountains of Northrend, Maexxna was corralled into the bowels of the necropolis and immediately put to work producing a steady stream of spiders. Maexxna, brood mother of Naxxramas' vile spider clutches, was first discovered by scourge agents many years ago. Now she spends away eternity, caring for the spiders of the necropolis while honing her already deadly terrible craft. Faerlina, quickly whisked from her dull life, was ritualistically slain and summoned into undeath. Rather, it was the dark curiosities of poisons and toxins that eventually lead the peaceful-seeming young woman to develop a toxin so deadly it caught the attention of Kel'thuzad himself. However, it was not the facilities and craft of growing life that piqued her interests.
In her lifetime, Faerlina was a skilled herbalist and practitioner of botany. Now, raised into undeath by the Lich King, Anub'Rekhan finds himself purposed with a new duty dolling out painful death to any who are foolish enough to breach Naxxramas' walls. In life, Anub'Rekhan held a peerless vigil over the Nerubian realm. If anyone actually enjoys this, maybe I'll do the same for Vanilla and The Bright Carpet.Īnub'Rekhan was among the most loyal and finest of the Spider Lords under the command of his liege, the fallen Spider-King Anub'arak. So, if you're interested in reading anything I came up with here, have at it, ladz. Maybe you'll enjoy it, maybe you'll see how long it is and immediately click the back button on your browser.Īlso, this is probably going to be riddled with typos and an occasional run on sentence. I just wrote this out of boredom/sort of as a thought exercise.
If you actually read any of this crap, feel free to let me know if I stepped on the toes of any actual lore canonized through some obscure NPC dialogue or something. I tried to incorporate any actual lore I could find on the bosses into their blurb and make up stuff that sounded like it worked if I couldn't find anything to base the blurb on. My objective had two major points to it keep the blurbs short (3-5 sentences and under 100 words for the most part) and write them in the style and voice the current dungeon journal entries use. Still, I hated how there weren't any bio blurbs so being fucking insane, I decided to write some out. Well, I guess it's understandable they didn't want to do mechanic pages since no one in the game (really) was doing old raids at the appropriate level at any point in time, making listing the mechanics down a huge waste of time. Doubtful that this is even going to all fit in a single Reddit post, but here goes.Īnyways, I always hated how (for some wacky reason), they never bothered to write the little bio blurbs (or even have a mechanic page) for the raid bosses pre-Cataclysm.